Pooping on company time

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time"

I don't seriously have the time to pull this off, sad but true. I take the occasional 15min coffee break when I'm ahead but that's about it. Still I'm human and all menial labor jobs will for sure be replaced by robots one day soon. Gone the days an idiot like myself will get paid for doing technical labor, that's why I got to become one of those fancy paid to thinkers.

In the process of booking some test for some certs, Wish me luck!